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Connolly Station Dublin - The days of uncommon stupidity.

After weeks from the installation and slightly over the deadline, the new "automatic ticketing system" (a total of 16 ticket gates) went finally(?) in operation at Connolly station on the 19th of February.

After one week of chaos I can conclude that there is no hope for the passengers and that the system is doomed by human stupidity, let's see why.

This station has a total of 7 platforms. Platforms 5 to 7 are the most used because they carry the DART traffic, they are situated on the far left of the station. A set of 6 automatic doors at the end of the station's hall allows passengers to go in and out.

Before the 19th of February the access to the DART platforms was controlled by three ticket gates placed on the left of the station, just in front of the automatic door #1 and a three meter opening, guarded by the station's personnel, was used to let people flow out of the station.

This was people's behavior:

• People going to platforms 4-7, would enter from the door #1 on the left.
• People going to platforms 1-3, would enter from the doors on the right.
• People leaving the station would exit from the doors on the center.

Then the new system went operational, the above-mentioned ticket gates were removed and the new system was configured to let people in exclusively on the right.

The fact that the gate's configuration keeps changing every day (one day there were 14 gates to go out and only 2 to go in) to me is a clear indication that people working in the station don't have yet a clear idea of what to do with the new system and that no planning has been done in advance.

What does this means?

Simple: people going to the DART platforms are now forced to enter on the right, walk to the left in order to reach the path to their platforms and CLASH AGAINST PEOPLE leaving the station (people that by the way just came out of DART's trains).

As you can see from the arrows in the picture below, the two flows of people going in and out of the station are set to collide each damn day. If one week ago getting a train was difficult, now it is close to impossible.

If the morning is about chaos, the evening is about experiments: in the evening all the gates are usually configured to let people go in or out without limitation (but some days ago there were no gates set up as exits...) . This should be helpful to understand the people's flows, but probably it is just a way to reduce the control personnel during off-peak hours.

Let's take a look at those late evening pictures: how many people want to enter on the left to catch the DART? A lot.

How many people want to use the gates on the right to reach the same platforms? Nobody.

Every time people can choose where to go, they stick to the old habits: left for platforms 4-7 right for platforms 1-3. And guess what? People leaving the station would not walk against people entering and would leave from the center gates.

Left, center, right.

Maybe it's too simple to understand.

I've been living in Milan, Italy where they have more than 700.000 people using the underground every day, and where the stations were built mainly in the seventies and I have some experience (I've been there for ten years) about how those problems are solved. In my humble opinion, the solution lies in those magic numbers:

• 4 gates open on the left
• 9 gates to go out in the center
• 3 gates open on the right

Again left, center, right: simple and effective.

And to automatically separate the two flows of people:

• Automatic door #1 should be set to open only from the outside, allowing people to enter and to go to the platforms
  
• Automatic door #2 should be set to open only from the inside, allowing people to leave the station

But I really do not think that all of this will be done anytime soon.

I'm so upset because not only the ticket price has been increased to cover such kind of expenses, but the service is even worse than before: for now it is just a pain to use Connolly station.

Thanks God the new toll gates on the M50 will be run by the French and thanks God there is no nuclear power in Ireland.

Because if you are too stupid to manage a couple of ticket gates you can't have a nuclear power plant.

Well, you could. But let the French run it ok?

"Buonanotte fiorellino"

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Grazie.

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Tanto per precisare:

• No, non e' mio.
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• No, non e' casa mia.
  

Allora, gradite un the o un caffe? :)

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