Irma ha le palle girate...

Irma intende dare un giro di vite alla pirateria, sia tradizionale che su internet.

In una recente intervista televisiva il suo portavoce ha affermato che bisogna sbarazzarsi del P2P e che i provider devono filtrare e identificare i pirati e fornire i nomi a richiesta.

Tutto il mondo e' paese quindi... vedremo se i vari ISP per evitare di dover diventare dei guardiani inizieranno a mettere filtri sui protocolli come in italia (Tele2) e Ammerega (Comcast).

Interessante la sezione che spiega come riconoscere un CD contraffatto, peccato per le immagini striminzite.

"Knackers" al femminile

Leggermente diverse dalle "Ladettes", su cui magari faro' un posto in futuro, anche le ragazze sembrano organizzarsi in bande (almeno fino a quando non vengono ingravidate).

La divisa e' sempre quella: tuta e scarpe da ginnastica.
Notare l'indifferenza generale di chi sta intorno e notare la "stronza" in tuta grigia con il fermacapelli che approfitta della situazione per sferrare qualche calcio anche lei, cosi', per sport...

Chi sono i knackers?

Da "Urban Dictionary":

Members of the Irish Traveling community with nothing better to do than steal hub caps off cars, wear tattered clothing or pointlessly beat businesses signs with sticks.
Popular knacker names include Francie and John-Joe.

Another meaning of the term "Knacker" can roughly be equated with the English term Ned, ie, a person who wears nothing but Nike, Adidas or Puma gear, stands on the corner of the local Mac Donalds all evening trying to intimadate young children who walk by.

Generaly however, all members of both Knacker sub-divisions display complete ignorance of all civilisied culture.

Ed eccone alcuni alle prese con un telefono pubblico a Dublino pensando di non essere visti:

Performance management

Anno nuovo, tempo di bilanci... ecco alcune frasi da usare per stilare le valutazioni dei vostri sottoposti o semplicemente per descrivere i vostri colleghi di lavoro:

1. Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
2. I would not allow this employee to breed.
3. This employee is really not much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be.
4. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
5. When she opens her mouth, it seems it is only to change feet.
6. He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.
7. This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
8. He sets low personal standards and he consistently fails to achieve them.
9. This employee is depriving a village somewhere of its idiot
10. This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.
11. Got a full 6-pack but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
12. A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
13. He doesn't have ulcers - but he is a carrier.
14. He's been working with glue too long.
15. He would argue with a signpost.
16. He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room.
17. When his I.Q. reaches 50 he should sell.
18. If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one.
19. Donated his brain to science before he was finished using it.
20. He has two brains - one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
21. If he were any more stupid he'd have to be watered twice a week.
22. It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.
23. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge - he only gargled.
24. The wheel is still turning but the hamster's dead.